The tagline to bring the series full circle: Mrs. Grey will see you know.

The trailer opens with a ominous shot of an all white dress hanging from a chandelier. Symbolism would suggest that this does not bode well for Ana and Christian’s future.

The next shot features the couple getting dressed in wedding finery, with a voice over of Christian reciting his vows. (In my opinion, they tried to make Ana’s dress a little too similar to Kate Middleton’s stunning Alexander McQueen dress, and kind of failed. The way Ana is dressed is also a little too similar to Bella’s wedding dress in first part of the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.)

I’m pretty sure Christian put the ring on the wrong finger, but hey, no judgement.

Favorite line: “We own this,” said by Christian after Ana asks if he owns a fancy plane. Duh, Ana, you married a Master of the Universe. What’s yours is mine, babes.

Next we have a fancy montage in which Fifty Shades Freed tries to mimic all the James Bond films: Christian walking up from the water on a fancy beach and Ana lounging by the pool; a shot of Anna finding a gun (no pun intended); some teased sex scenes interspersed with scenes of a car chase and someone (Christian?) firing a gun (Christian’s sex life is dangerous *eye rolls into another dimension*). Finally, it ends with Ana apparently being kidnapped by what looks like her ex-psycho boss.

But, that’s all we get for now, since the actual trailer drops November 2017. The movie itself drops February 2018, inline with the previous two films.

Laters, babes.